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aflycon
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by aflycon » 06 Jul 2012, 23:28
Invunarble wrote:I use an Electro-Magnetic Pulse to disable your gun, and you fall off the hill.
This doesn't make any sense. Things that may work in Call of Duty don't necessarily work in real life.
I have debunked Invunarble's argument, therefore the hill is now mine. In my ignorance I pay no mind to those who have posted after Invunarble claiming the hill, and in a gross abuse of power I override their posts and claim the hill with Blackadder.
Our hill.
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vallorn
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by vallorn » 06 Jul 2012, 23:42
I unleash Exterminatus upon the planet reducing its surface to a charred and barren landscape exposed to the vacuum of space.
If I cant have this hill no one can.
No ones hill... No hill left.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
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JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
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vallorn
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by vallorn » 07 Jul 2012, 02:24
aflycon wrote:Invunarble wrote:I use an Electro-Magnetic Pulse to disable your gun, and you fall off the hill.
This doesn't make any sense. Things that may work in Call of Duty don't necessarily work in real life.
I have debunked Invunarble's argument, therefore the hill is now mine. In my ignorance I pay no mind to those who have posted after Invunarble claiming the hill, and in a gross abuse of power I override their posts and claim the hill with Blackadder.
Our hill.
oooh. something to talk about!
well your mostly correct but actually if the pulse was strong enough it would cause strong Eddy Currents in the metal of the gun... like the copper jackets. this would cause them to heat up. either to the point where the gun cannot fire or it would actually prematurely detonate the bullets in the magazine too...
but an EMP that strong would likely shut down your brain first...
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 07 Jul 2012, 15:14
I build a nuclear reactor on the hill, and put an Aflycon in it. Then, I retreat to a safe distance and watch the fireworks. My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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SirrusSamiyaza
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by SirrusSamiyaza » 07 Jul 2012, 16:22
I talk to Invun. He goes mentally insane from my rambling, and runs into a moving minecart, splattering all over Borjan.
Mah hill, bish.
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tanisjihanis
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by tanisjihanis » 07 Jul 2012, 16:25
I walk up to sirrus with wax in my ears and taze him. Using his head as the barrel I fashion a living sirrus ramblegun.
C. S. Lewis wrote:-When we become adults, we must put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up
-To truly own something one must be capable of giving it away
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Fuzz422365117
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by Fuzz422365117 » 07 Jul 2012, 18:00
I attack tanis with my Sharpness V diamond sword.
My hill.
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Wildwill002
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by Wildwill002 » 07 Jul 2012, 18:08
I utilise the powers of all windmills worldwide to fly over to the hill, whack fuzz so hard in the face with my sail he goes into orbit and then land on the hill whilst placing miniature windmills all around me
My hill!
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 07 Jul 2012, 18:32
I throw pasta at wildwill, causing him to freak out. Okay, that didn't work...
I place a bunch of macerators on the hill, probably four stacks of them. Then, I put down an HV solar array, and wire it directly to the macerators causing them to all explode. The hill is now covered in tiny bits of windmills, but hey, at least it's now
MY HILL!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 07 Jul 2012, 21:55
I throw a hill at fuzz.
My hill(s).
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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Fuzz422365117
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by Fuzz422365117 » 07 Jul 2012, 23:25
I eat both the hills. There's no hill left.
No one's hill.
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 07 Jul 2012, 23:57
I kill Fuzz and put his corpse in an energy condenser, causing him to duplicate. I then put all the Fuzz corpses I now own beneath a flat plains, causing the area to turn into a hill.
My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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Fuzz422365117
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by Fuzz422365117 » 08 Jul 2012, 14:45
I come back to life and eat the ground above me along with Invunarble's feet and the pain is so bad that he kills himself.
My hill
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 08 Jul 2012, 15:16
I put Chuck Norris on the hill.
My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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SirrusSamiyaza
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by SirrusSamiyaza » 08 Jul 2012, 16:27
I notice that Fuzz eats everything, and that Invun is still alive. I forcefeed Fuzz laxatives, causing him to run 45673 miles to the nearest bathroom. I toss Justin Bieber at Invun, causing him to run to China.
My hill.
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Fuzz422365117
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by Fuzz422365117 » 08 Jul 2012, 16:36
I run back to the hill and eat Sirrius.
My hill.
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 08 Jul 2012, 17:02
I remind Fuzz that he is using unhumorous and unentertaining methods of getting the hill.
Therefore, my hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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Fuzz422365117
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by Fuzz422365117 » 08 Jul 2012, 17:54
I steal Invun's diamonds and throw them over to another hill. He runs to get them.
My hil..
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 08 Jul 2012, 18:18
I use LWC to lock my chest so that Fuzz can't take my dias again, and push him off the hill.
My hill.
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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Blackadder51
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by Blackadder51 » 08 Jul 2012, 19:36
I use Cubiod commands to exclude everyone from the hill but me. Then using WE I create a bedrock hollow sphere that engulfs the hill. I also create another hollow sphere that engulfs the bedrock that is made of netherrack and is on fucking fire.
My (dark and alone) hill.
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Invunarble
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by Invunarble » 08 Jul 2012, 22:55
I use Beard-Tec's beard-o-matic machine to make a massive beard flood, washing Spy off the hill. After it clears off,
MY HILL!
"The roses are red, but Invunarble is blue. Hit him with a puma." - Vallorn
"Baked fucking potato" - Lord Mountbatten, 2014
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J4Numbers
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by J4Numbers » 09 Jul 2012, 10:05
Spy has arrived.
There is no more hill, it is only water wherever the hill was.
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trovo22
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by trovo22 » 09 Jul 2012, 11:28
An alien race comes and wipes out the planet, except me and my turtle friends.
MY HILL
DURRR lalala NINJA!!!
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SirrusSamiyaza
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by SirrusSamiyaza » 09 Jul 2012, 17:16
I use the magical (and slightly cheating) fact that I created the topic to erase the turtles and Trovo from the topic.
I then magically create a new hill and step on it.
I then create two other fake hills for decoys. They're not as sexy as my hill.
Mah hill bish.
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Wildwill002
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by Wildwill002 » 09 Jul 2012, 17:39
I lick the hill. Noone wants it anymore so its mine.
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SirrusSamiyaza
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by SirrusSamiyaza » 09 Jul 2012, 18:00
I launch a biobomb at the hill. Windwill and the lick stain are eradicated. Forevah.
I step on the hill, and place small bio traps all around it. I then place on a protective suit to shield me from biobombs.
I then build a massive artillery, recruit a large army, all equipped with biosuits, and set up robot guards all around the hill for miles.
I then erect a throne (ERECTING A THRONE) and sit on it, with dual turrets on each arm, completely controllable by me.
Mah hill.
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