Escapecraft

Just what the title says, most random item you own!


Giant Cat Paw Gloves


Linty da sheep! <3


Shy Guy <3

I don't have a picture, but I have a Cat-a-Pult - a handheld catapult that launches plastic cats.

Mountbatten Edit: Is this one perchance?



Yes, it is!

I have a replica Danish Battle Axe on the back of my bedroom door, will edit in a picture when I take one.
I also have a Big Daddy figurine (which is still in it's packaging <_<) and a Tahu Bionicle on my desk.

the beginings of a Wh40k Imperiator Titan.

ive got all of the skeleton done, the legs are plated up to the mid thigh and about half the internal decks are in place.

Random to you fellows perhaps, but I happen to own a top hat and cane.

A "10" billiard ball. (The place where we play billiards got new tables and cue-sets and when we put all of them up, I realized there were two tens. So, yeah, I've did what every RPG player would have done...)

A bike lock. (Why is this random? Well for starters I don't have a bike and neither the lock. After a huge party I started walking home... then there is a blank spot for a couple of streets... and then I arrive home. With a bike lock. Not the bike! I would've loved to see the face of the poor guy who walks out to his bike in the morning and sees: "-Hey, who stole my bike lock and left the bike?")

And handcuffs. 2 pairs of them.

A retarded dog.

A batshit insane cat.

A ukulele.

Spiderman curtains.

5 sets of spare guitar strings (with no 1st E in any of them)

And a sense of entitlement and adventure that took me to Bangalore last Wednesday.

vallorn wrote:the beginings of a Wh40k Imperiator Titan.

ive got all of the skeleton done, the legs are plated up to the mid thigh and about half the internal decks are in place.

i happen to making one two...i have done a leg ....and ahalf....
also i own a chainmail cowl....a s10 gasmask.....commisars hat.....napoleonic bayonet...a flying elastic monkey......duck shooting gallery.....
do i win?

A full-size Canadian flag.

I am not Canadian, I don't know any Canadians and I have never been to Canada.

Also a corset, which is pretty awesome.

TheAquapunk wrote:A full-size Canadian flag.

I am not Canadian, I don't know any Canadians and I have never been to Canada.

Also a corset, which is pretty awesome.

I'm Canadian, so now you know a Canadian ^_^

Milo Windby wrote:

TheAquapunk wrote:A full-size Canadian flag.

I am not Canadian, I don't know any Canadians and I have never been to Canada.

Also a corset, which is pretty awesome.

I'm Canadian, so now you know a Canadian ^_^

Huzzah!

i have a wooden token for a free haircut, even though i have never heard of this place and i have long ass hair, because i like it, and so i dont get hair cuts. i also have a pendant i made out of a paper clip, and a rock on sculpture of my brothers hand with grey and white camouflage

A half-completed suit of duct tape armor.(Currently, gloves, bracers, a shield, and most of a chestpiece. Still needs a helmet, leggings, boots, and a sword.)
A titanium spork.
An application form that requires a two-page essay... due Monday. Probably should have read that earlier.

Well, I own a machete called "Destruction", A replica 17th century flintlock pistol, A sizable rock collection, and a potato pistol (which I made).

Some of my other random objects were made for others like a keyblade (The creeper, not related to minecraft), maple nunchucks, a 300psi air cannon, an auto-aiming sentry gun (WIP), part of a HEV suit, and many other props I have made.

I am in the process of making a cylon tail light for my bike.

Sword and dagger collection, I have 6 katanas, It's been a while but I think the term is 'live blade'? If not I don't care. Just means 3 of my katanas are the real deal.

I have a replica of the predator axe. And some quite large broad swords(duller then your face).

I have some pretty sweet(and bloody sharp) damascus blades, They are curved and feel nice on your skin(not in the creepy emo way).

I also have my own pool table, it hardly fits in the garage and we have a tiny cue for wall shots .
I love pool, I won my own cue in a competition(had to beat 3 really good players, and 3 average-above average players).

I have this Lego Star Wars thing. (That I just dropped and broke the arm off of in doing so -_-')

A Giratina.


And this old, broken Virtual Boy with no controller or anything, with Wario Land in the game slot.

And that Shy Guy = <3

I have a replica medieval bassinet helm (i think that's the name) and 2 model aircraft, a APACHE and a A-10 thunderbolt. I can't take pictures of them because i can't find my camera... Sorry folks.

Somewhere in my closet is a Black felt beret with an ostrich down plume (that's probably terribly brittle by now) on it that I stole from my high school band.

I couldn't quite figure out how to get the shako in my trumpet case.


(The beret was for the field, and the shako was for parade, in case anyone wonders why I would have had two hats for band.)

Also, I have steel balls.

Meditation balls, silly. They make a "soothing" C tone resonance when they're rolled around.
When they're cold, though, one of them is way off and they clash really bad,
so I do usually sit on them for a bit before I start handling them.

BEAT THAT!

I own the the most unholy of texts. A book capable of rupturing all laws of nature and bringing forth the most horrific and unimaginable of entities.



Respect the tentacles, or I'll eat your soul.

The most random item I own? why it must be my sholace, I have had it for a while now. I just took it out of my shoe one day and thought, I'm going to need this someday.

Haven't had the need for it yet though

Two mortar practice primers, a empty 50ml bottle of St~Gremain liqueur, A segment of chain-fed dummy rounds, some type of pine tree, a Gundam model kit from the 80's, and a jar of honey.

I really need to stop buying stuff from the surplus store.

Oh if I went through my Drawer... (Yes that 'D' was meant to be a capitol).

However the items I have in my room, at the present time, include a pool table, swords, nunchucks, a dog, mountains of books, some weird pink thing that shouts japenese when you shake it (I believe it is meant to be a ball of somesort), a three piece suit with cigars and a fedora, an army helmet, a shotgun and some blue thing that 'shoots' air (I'll find a picture).

Oh and a framed picture of a lilly......

The dog is now chewing the pink ball thing......it is quite funny.

random things in my apartment....
yes its a real bereta. Same model as the one in the pic.. I was too lazy to take pictures of my things so i found the items on google image search.

You have a M92FS?! PRO EPIKWIN

4 different pirate ducks and an action figure Batman XD

One of these bad boys
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/9223/

RandomGuy94 wrote:5 sets of spare guitar strings (with no 1st E in any of them)

At first i was slightly alarmed as to why you bought new sets if you where popping high E's... Then i thought it was weirder that you were popping /just/ high E's..... I really hope you actually play guitar and have some form of explanation as to what you were playing. Otherwise i might have to stop talking to everyone here incase the crazy spreads.

OT:
A tiny French flag on a stick(got it from my penpal)

Fish Mobile(like the things for baby's cribs?)

A small(less than average, but bigger than tiny) orange striped 13 billards ball.

large collection of porn on multiple discs

12 Range Analog Multimeter "with clamp -on AC ammeter"

You people call those randomities? Pfft. My collection of truly bizarre shit will blow yours out of the water. Well, maybe not. I plan to start a massive collection when I leave home.

Here's a little sample of it so far (sorry if the massive image resolution offends you, but I wanted to keep some of the detail. Yes I know the image is blurry... just... DETAIL DAMMIT):

The brown, shiny thing: This is a coco de mer, the largest seed produced by nature. It is a good specimen, larger than most you see on eBay or in auctions, and pretty symmetrical with little damage. It is extremely rare as it only grows on three islands in the world and is worth a few hundred pounds. Highly coveted, due to the fact it basically resemble a woman's abdominal parts. I would have shown the other side but I feared it may have been a little risqué for this forum...

Handed down to us by Grandpa, who was batshit awesome.

The red thing: One of those toy Cadbury dispensers. Put in ten pence, om nom nom. How could I not post this?

The record: It plays horrible music, but I don't care, because it is TRANSPARENT YELLOW.

The Iceland thing: This is a headrest for a plane seat. I stole it from a plane from Iceland because of the overly sentimental and blatantly incorrect statement on the front. It is punished for its existance nightly by my greasy bonce crushing it.

Other strange things that I would like to have photographed just now:

A bent tennis racket: Batshit awesome Grandpa bent it in a heat press. When he travelled abroad, he charmed the ladies by telling them he was a professional tennis player while showing them the racket. Srsly.

Banjo: Dingalingaling.

Stylophone: Britain's answer to the vuvuzela in the 70's.

A three wheeler convertable car: My uncle helped make two of these for a university competition. We have the yellow and best one. Overcomes the problem of only having three wheels with common sense, ie having two wheels at the front instead of the back like a moron. It is yellow and is like a cooler Brum.

And some other things.

What I don't have:

Girlfriends

I have this:


It's a Fallout: New Vegas sign.

I have some random Star wars clone trooper with a rocket launcher from when i was young XD