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Join the adventures of Grimmus Badgerwood and his drunken company of mismatched heroes in our thoroughly awesome podcast series!

Meet the players

Sneakypie as Grimmus Badgerwood the Ranger,
Pinmissile as Edwin the Time Wizard,
Blackadder51 as Bernard Goldbanger the Dwarven Monk and
Lord Mountbatten as Gerald the Indiffirent - The Rogue.

And Milo Windby as the Dungeon Master, the one trying to kill all of the above!

This series contains mature language and really bad table banter

Updates will go up on Mondays and Thursdays.

Season 1

Spoiler! :
Episode 1: Menacing Trees
In this episode, we meet the party and start hearing of strange happenings are going on in the village of Oakhurst. They also get drunk.

Episode 2: Stick Conundrum
In this episode, we deal with the strange stickman and have our very first battle!

Episode 3: Gerald is fat
In this episode, faces are melted and mutilation ensures as our party finish their first fight.
Edwin also learns an important lesson.

Episode 4: The Untouchable
In this episode, closets are destroyed and Gerald discovers his greatest weakness - Hitting things.

Episode 5: Rocks and Water
In this episode, more doors are demolished and Bernard is amazed by a room filled with nothing but wonders - To a dwarf.

Episode 6: Kobolds and Magic Shows
In this episode, we meet beings which language the party can actually speak!


Season 1.5

Note: At this point, Milo left the group as a dungeon master and I stepped in to play the DM instead.
We switched from Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 to 4th edition as I am far more experienced with that edition.

Spoiler! :
Episode 7: We could negotiate?
In this episode, the gang do business with the citadel's native kobolds.

Episode 8: The Goblin Ambush
In this episode, the battle continues as the gang re-learns how to do battle.

Episode 9: The Kidnapping
In this episode, the encounter ends as the group finds themselves one man short, and one kobold taller.

Episode 10: Strange bubbling liquids
In this episode, the encounter moves on as Grimmus finds himself in mortal peril and Bernard gains a new power!
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 03:31
This is quite possibly the best thing ever.
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 07:44
Not really my shtick, but this is funny as hell.
Pun totally intended.
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 07:48
Please do remember, I never played DND before and might have been very hungover.
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 09:59
This is thoroughly awesome.
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 16:04
SneakyPie wrote:This is thoroughly awesome.

Now why would you say that, oh illustrious pie of espionage?
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 16:16
This most definitely needs some MS Paint Adventure-style pictures to go along with the audio, to really crank the awesome up to 11.
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2011, 17:48
haxxorzd00d wrote:This most definitely needs some MS Paint Adventure-style pictures to go along with the audio, to really crank the awesome up to 11.

Yes.
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haxxorzd00d wrote:This most definitely needs some MS Paint Adventure-style pictures to go along with the audio, to really crank the awesome up to 11.


Why not make 10 awesomer and make 10 the highest?
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PostPosted: 24 Oct 2011, 02:34
haxxorzd00d wrote:This most definitely needs some MS Paint Adventure-style pictures to go along with the audio, to really crank the awesome up to 11.


Sure. If anyone is in the mood to volunteer, PM me your picture of the first episode for evaluation. In return you will receive previews of episodes so that the images may be released in conjunction with the episodes.
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Just a concept piece:

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PostPosted: 24 Oct 2011, 07:19
my mind is blown from the awesome within this series.

Spoiler! :
BLOODTHIRSTY STICKS!
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PostPosted: 24 Oct 2011, 15:34
How about some character portraits?

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This is awesome.
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PostPosted: 24 Oct 2011, 17:36
But where is his pet kitten?
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The wilds are no place for a kitten. This quest is for adventurers and drunkards only
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Jake that looked awesome!
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...and now I'm stuck, because I don't have a photo of blackadder to work with.
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PostPosted: 24 Oct 2011, 23:49
Jake55778 wrote:...and now I'm stuck, because I don't have a photo of blackadder to work with.


Actually, we discussed that before the session, he's basically a bald dwarf with a Saxton Hale moustache who wears nothing more than a loincloth.
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PostPosted: 25 Oct 2011, 23:09
Episode 2 is up! Check the OP!
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O
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What will happen next?!
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I'm going for everyone dying horrible deaths :D
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Episode 3!

In this episode, faces are melted and mutilation ensures as our party finish their first fight.
Edwin also learns an important lesson.
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:o brillaint!
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The best part of this entire thing is the portraits. They equal instant win.
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PostPosted: 02 Nov 2011, 22:18
It's at time like these I'm tempted to post current-day photos of me.

But then I think nah.

And of course I'm expecting something of me.
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I thought you were indifferent? ;)
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According to the OP I'm indiffirent, which is not the same at all.
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PostPosted: 03 Nov 2011, 05:22
Episode 4!


In this episode, closets are destroyed and Gerald discovers his greatest weakness - Hitting things.
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