Spyboticsguy wrote:all is working as intended folks, gendai's supposed to be able to see this
LOCKING AND STICKYING BECAUSE FUCK THE POLICE
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:y wud u do dis 2 polis
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 13 Mar 2014, 22:10
by Invunarble
y wud u do dis 2 forem
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 20 Mar 2014, 16:23
by Invunarble
This forum is like a box of chocolates.
Spoiler! :
Mar 20 17:01:43 <MKindy> "Life is like a box of chocolates: Unopened, dusty, and beginning to attract a lot of insects."
Mar 20 17:02:34 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: "Life is like a box of chocolates - it sucks if you have diabetes"
Mar 20 17:02:40 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: rofl
Mar 20 17:03:17 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: "Life is like a box of chocolates - the box is recyclable"
Mar 20 17:03:31 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: The ground <--- the joke
Mar 20 17:03:46 <MKindy> Life is like a box of chocolates -- &kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mar 20 17:03:53 <TNABot> [G] [morningmist]: om
Mar 20 17:04:04 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: You and your unicode sending ability
Mar 20 17:04:09 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: You've been eating chocolates in the matrix again, haven't you
Mar 20 17:04:13 <EnigmaBot> [Server] Saving the map in 10s
Mar 20 17:04:23 <EnigmaBot> [Server] Now saving the map...
Mar 20 17:04:36 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Life of is box of like a chocolates
Mar 20 17:04:53 <EnigmaBot> [Server] Save complete.
Mar 20 17:05:14 <MKindy> Chocolate is like a box of lives.
Mar 20 17:05:20 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: lol
Mar 20 17:05:26 <TNABot> [G] [ShadowCreator]: lol
Mar 20 17:05:30 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: We've come full loop
Mar 20 17:05:36 <MKindy> Boxes are the life of chocolates.
Mar 20 17:05:38 <TNABot> [G] [Beltom1066]: Life is like a box of chocolates. Full of false choice because everyone else has taken the good ones
Mar 20 17:05:55 <MKindy> Are the chocolates life box?
Mar 20 17:05:57 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Life is the chocolate of boxes
Mar 20 17:06:12 <TNABot> [G] [Beltom1066]: Boxes are the chocolates of life
Mar 20 17:06:21 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: The life is the box in the chocolate
Mar 20 17:06:29 <MKindy> Is like life a chocolates of box
Mar 20 17:06:30 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: Gym class teams are like a box of chocolates. There's always that one at the end nobody wants.
Mar 20 17:06:42 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Box is like a life of chocolates
Mar 20 17:06:49 <TNABot> [G] [ShadowCreator]: enough!
Mar 20 17:07:06 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: Like is life of chocolate a box
Mar 20 17:07:07 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Life is a box of enough!
Mar 20 17:07:42 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: Invunarbles are like a box of chocolates. They're not funny anymore.
Mar 20 17:07:47 <TNABot> [G] [ShadowCreator]: lol
Mar 20 17:07:59 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: ur mom is like a box of chocolates111!!!
Mar 20 17:08:00 <MKindy> Guns don't kill people. People kill guns.
Mar 20 17:08:16 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do
Mar 20 17:08:36 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: 13% of the population makes up 87% of the prision population
Mar 20 17:08:39 <MKindy> Guns don't kill people. Blood loss and organ damage does.
Mar 20 17:09:13 <CreativeBot> [Server] Saving the map in 10s
Mar 20 17:09:15 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: So 100% of the population is the prison population?
Mar 20 17:09:22 <TNABot> [G] [Beltom1066]: People don't guns kill. Kill guns do people
Mar 20 17:09:23 <CreativeBot> [Server] Now saving the map...
Mar 20 17:09:53 <CreativeBot> [Server] Save complete.
Mar 20 17:09:57 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Invunarble is gun
Mar 20 17:10:05 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: zekesonxx no gun
Mar 20 17:10:57 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Life is like a box of guns
Mar 20 17:10:59 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Hey beard
Mar 20 17:11:24 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: Guns beard. Hey is like a box of life
Mar 20 17:11:30 <Haxx> Conversation at work today: Coworker: "I was in London at the weekend, everyone looked like they wanted to mug me." Me: "So, how many white people did you see?" "None at all."
Mar 20 17:11:30 <MKindy> Guns don't kill people. We are all invulnerable to bullets, and it is a miracle.
Mar 20 17:12:14 <SneakyPie> Ha! Casual racism.
Mar 20 17:12:51 <MKindy> Guns don't kill people. Stop saying that, or I will shoot you with a gun and you will, coincidentally, later die.
Mar 20 17:13:27 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: People don't kill guns. That would be stupid.
Mar 20 17:13:32 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Guns don't kill people, boxes of chocolates do
Mar 20 17:13:41 <TNABot> [G] [Beltom1066]: Goddamn it, Invun
Mar 20 17:13:44 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: loooool
Mar 20 17:13:57 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: Guns don't kill people, they kill Invun
Mar 20 17:14:31 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Life is like a box of dead jokes
Mar 20 17:15:10 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: Dead baby jokes?
Mar 20 17:15:17 <MKindy> My favorite
Mar 20 17:15:23 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: Best kind of jokes
Mar 20 17:15:51 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: I'd make a dead baby joke, but the joke is already dead... just like the baby
Mar 20 17:15:56 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: did I do it right?
Mar 20 17:16:02 <TNABot> [G] [zekesonxx]: Fuck yes you did
Mar 20 17:16:05 <TNABot> [G] [CAM_1191]: lol
Mar 20 17:16:09 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: yuuus
Mar 20 17:16:15 * spymonkey14 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
Mar 20 17:16:30 <TNABot> [G] [CAM_1191]: has anyone got 30 levels?
Mar 20 17:16:41 <TNABot> [G] [Garretfire]: Why?
Mar 20 17:17:03 <TNABot> [G] [CAM_1191]: im willing to pay diamonds for a level 30 pick enchant
Mar 20 17:17:18 <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: You should pay level 30 pick enchants for diamonds
Mar 20 17:17:39 <TNABot> [G] [Garretfire]: I can get the 30 lvls, you provide diamond pick to enchant. And how many diamonds?
Mar 20 17:17:43 <TNABot> [G] [CAM_1191]: i dont really need diamonds anymore
Mar 20 17:17:47 <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: You should pay level 30 pick enchants for boxes of chocolates
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 26 Mar 2014, 18:31
by ato784
One Word Story Featuring Haxx, afly, Beltom, and myself
Spoiler! :
[19:18] <Haxx> There
[19:18] <afly> was
[19:18] <Beltom> a
[19:18] <ato784> third
[19:18] <Haxx> party
[19:18] <afly> where
[19:18] <Beltom> Blackadder
[19:18] <ato784> threw
[19:18] <Haxx> all
[19:19] <afly> his
[19:19] <Beltom> pineapples
[19:19] <ato784> at
[19:19] <Haxx> Wokka's
[19:19] <afly> rabbits
[19:19] <Beltom> who
[19:19] <ato784> ate
[19:19] <Haxx> them.
[19:19] <afly> Blackadder
[19:19] <Beltom> was
[19:19] <ato784> every
[19:19] <Haxx> woman's
[19:19] <afly> wet-dream
[19:19] <Beltom> and
[19:19] <ato784> kicked
[19:20] <Flux04> some
[19:20] <Haxx> arse!
[19:20] <afly> All
[19:20] <Beltom> of
[19:20] <ato784> belts
[19:20] <Haxx> possessions
[19:21] <afly> and
[19:21] <Beltom> amazing
[19:21] <ato784> ducks
[19:21] <Haxx> were
[19:21] <afly> aligned
[19:21] <Beltom> correctly
[19:21] <ato784> in
[19:21] <Haxx> the
[19:21] <afly> ass
[19:21] <Beltom> of
[19:21] <ato784> furd
[19:22] <Haxx> which
[19:22] <afly> dispelled
[19:22] <Beltom> stuff
[19:22] <ato784> randomly
[19:22] <Haxx> like
[19:22] <afly> Blackadder
[19:22] <Beltom> was
[19:22] <ato784> green
[19:22] <Haxx> with
[19:22] <afly> envy
[19:23] <Beltom> so
[19:23] <ato784> much
[19:23] <Haxx> that
[19:23] <afly> his
[19:23] <Beltom> pants
[19:23] <ato784> flew
[19:23] <Haxx> straight
[19:23] <afly> into
[19:23] <Beltom> Wokka's
[19:24] <ato784> throne.
[19:24] <Haxx> "Oh
[19:24] <afly> fuck
[19:24] <Beltom> " he
[19:24] <ato784> said
[19:24] <Haxx> loudly.
[19:24] <afly> Wokka
[19:24] <Beltom> intensified
[19:24] <ato784> and
[19:25] <Haxx> grabbed
[19:25] <afly> some
[19:25] <Beltom> Hawaiian
[19:25] <Invun> Oh god what is going on in here
[19:25] <ato784> punch
[19:25] <Haxx> to
[19:25] <afly> consume
[19:25] <Beltom> much
[19:25] <Invun> cannabis
[19:25] <@Spyboticsguy> 420
[19:25] <ato784> of
[19:25] <Haxx> the
[19:25] <afly> dankweed
[19:26] <Beltom> which
[19:26] <ato784> he
[19:26] <Haxx> loved.
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 26 Mar 2014, 18:33
by Spyboticsguy
LORD GET ON THIS
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 26 Mar 2014, 20:22
by Invunarble
ato784 wrote:One Word Story Featuring Haxx, afly, Beltom, and myself
I contributed the most meaningful word to this whole story, and this is how I get credited? D:<
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 01 Apr 2014, 15:51
by Invunarble
I became MrWhales for a very brief period of time.
Spoiler! :
Apr 01 16:27:59 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: We should all be smeelo
Apr 01 16:28:02 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: OMG
Apr 01 16:28:04 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: I AM MRWHALES
Apr 01 16:28:06 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: YAY
Apr 01 16:28:10 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MRWHALES
Apr 01 16:28:35 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: Hi guys
Apr 01 16:28:37 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: Smell smell smell
Then I became wokka.
Spoiler! :
Apr 01 16:29:22 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: howdy y'all
Apr 01 16:29:27 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: how're y'all doin
Apr 01 16:29:29 <TNABot> [G] [ato784]: oh god I am confused @.@
Apr 01 16:29:30 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: howdy
Apr 01 16:29:35 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: howdy howdy howdy
Apr 01 16:29:37 <TNABot> [G] [yi_nnabjaia]: wokka, why isn't your name wokka texas ranger yet?
Apr 01 16:29:46 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: Because y'all are howdy
Apr 01 16:29:47 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: "I'm Woody. Howdy howdy howdy"
Apr 01 16:30:01 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: Yi, wokka is not in texas anymore
Apr 01 16:30:08 <TNABot> [G] [wokka1]: CAN I HOWDY Y'ALL
Then I became SneakyPie.
Spoiler! :
pr 01 16:31:16 <TNABot> [G] [SneakyPie]: Oh
Apr 01 16:31:20 <TNABot> [G] [SneakyPie]: I am sneckypie
Apr 01 16:31:21 <TNABot> [G] [ak1kow]: lol
Apr 01 16:31:26 <TNABot> [G] [SneakyPie]: THE CAN'T I GET HELP TUTORIAL THROUGH
Apr 01 16:31:29 <TNABot> [G] [SneakyPie]: I'm too drunk
Apr 01 16:31:32 <TNABot> [G] [ak1kow]: o/ Sneckypie mah brother
Apr 01 16:31:43 <TNABot> [G] [SneakyPie]: Blah blah blah, insert stuff about the server's fundamentals here
Apr 01 16:31:55 <Spyboticsguy> what is even happening
Apr 01 16:31:57 <TNABot> [G] [SneakyPie]: Escapecraft is a community which is a community on an Escapecraft
And finally, I became Escapecraft itself.
Spoiler! :
Apr 01 16:32:18 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: You guys should all totally join the Escapecraft Escapecraft
Apr 01 16:32:23 <Spyboticsguy> you could say it was handed to him
Apr 01 16:32:23 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: I am the Escapecraft
Apr 01 16:32:26 <Spyboticsguy> sneakily
Apr 01 16:32:30 <TNABot> [G] [ak1kow]: lolcraft
Apr 01 16:32:33 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: Hey everyone I am escapecraft
Apr 01 16:32:36 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: Come play on me
Apr 01 16:32:41 <TNABot> [G] [ak1kow]: HUE
Apr 01 16:32:43 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: I just want to be played on
Apr 01 16:33:02 <TNABot> [G] [M17743h10w2]: Ah... madness...
Apr 01 16:33:03 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: Dananananananaa, danananana dnadnandnadnanaaaaa
Apr 01 16:33:11 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: I can't do a good replication of my own theme song
Apr 01 16:33:17 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: Hey there M177, I am Escapecraft
Apr 01 16:33:22 <TNABot> [G] [ak1kow]: No I am!
Apr 01 16:33:23 <TNABot> [G] [Escapecraft]: Please play on me
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 01 Apr 2014, 16:52
by Sti_Jo_Lew
The fuck is going on. O_O
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 01 Apr 2014, 18:05
by motormaniac
[01:38] <TNABot> [H] [riekoNeko]: hello hasufin. Who are you?
[01:39] <TNABot> [H] [hsaufin]: yo momma
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 05:26
by MrWhales
Invunarble wrote:I became MrWhales for a very brief period of time.
Apr 01 16:27:59 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: We should all be smeelo
Apr 01 16:28:02 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: OMG
Apr 01 16:28:04 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: I AM MRWHALES
Apr 01 16:28:06 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: YAY
Apr 01 16:28:10 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MRWHALES
Apr 01 16:28:35 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: Hi guys
Apr 01 16:28:37 <TNABot> [G] [MrWhales]: Smell smell smell
[00:22] <Daemon> <3 Ninja Sex.
[00:23] <TNABot> [G] [greenisbest]: i see
[00:23] <Daemon> That's a quote for the gravestone.
[00:23] <TNABot> [G] [greenisbest]: one heck of a quote
[00:23] <Daemon> "<3 Ninja Sex..." ~ Daemon 2014
<M477> I knew something was fishy... I deduce that you are not actually Hax!
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: But seriously though, I did.
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: <_< >_>
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: i am the true haxx
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Brad did it
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: and i am standing up
<Shaun> would the real haxx please sit down
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Wait, if you're Haxx then I can be Whales
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: LOL I'M A WHALE
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: what have we done
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: aerwhales for prez
<Shaun> Whale2016
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: heh
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: krill, splashy plankton fish oceans of whaley dolphin watery whales.
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: REFERENCES
<TNABot> [M] [furdabip]: u guyz r stewped
<Shaun> http://i.imgur.com/7ZtCrXP.png
<TNABot> [M] [furdabip]: i qwit dis gaem now
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: moar references
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Look at how many whales I can whale into this whale
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Also I'm a whale
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Fun fact: whales
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: oh good , i thought you werent a whale
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Knock knock! It was a whale.
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Guess what? Whales.
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: My dictionary goes from whales to whales
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: I'm having a whale of a time
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: me too
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Whalecome Hytro
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: hytro, haxx is whales
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: I am
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Turned out he was me, so now I'm him
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Enjoy my irreverant whale references
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: You get bored of them when I say so
<TNABot> [M] [MrWhales]: which is never, right?
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Meanwhile, whales
<TNABot> [M] [haxxorzd00d]: Exactly
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 04 Jul 2014, 11:39
by vallorn
Haxx wins for the oldest reference in that, Brad always did it.
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 04 Jul 2014, 14:51
by Iron_Fang
But didn't Blackadder do it?
Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat
Posted: 05 Jul 2014, 04:17
by vallorn
Iron_Fang wrote:But didn't Blackadder do it?
Nonono, Blackadder only did it if it involves one or more of the following, a sh'toen of TNT, enough leaves to crash the server or burning down something.
[20:25] <Serubin> um
[20:25] <Serubin> This is interesting
[20:26] <Serubin> wtf
[20:26] <Serubin> wwwwttttffff
[20:27] <Serubin> You people have issues haha
