
This months Big Build was unlike any other so far, bringing many builders who sunk their time into their builds with dedication that made their friends distance themselves from the frothing monsters that they had become. We are happy to say that we have found a cure for those poor people, but we can only give it to a few people.
In 1st place, the judges were unanimous in declaring Nutmegan and Rusli's abandoned watermill best of the best, so congratulations to them, they get one month of Royalty to fight over between themselves, so three cheers to them.
In 2nd and 3rd places respectively, we had Minnerthecat's abandoned hamlet, and Shadowcreator's Tudor cottage, so commiserations to them, they will get a dose of the antidote, and a diamond block from the Judges.
After handing out these doses, we realised that we still had enough antidote left over to give to 1 more person, so we let Aeroeng15 and Invunarble battle it out to get it, both of them will receive a slightly tarnished diamond block from the Judges.
All of those builds will be found elsewhere soon, predict everything, expect nothing.

Total Wipeout Event Winner Stuff.
After a mad half an hour or so of jumping, cursing, more jumping, deaths, and more jumping after that, we found a winner, and two runners up who are suitably devastated about missing out on winning the first game of the Total Wipeout course in enigma. With second place, we have Modocam, and in third place, Iron_Fang.
Darkershadowx, on the other hand, gained 1st place, and all the various bragging rights to go with it. He wins a month of Royalty on the Escapecraft server. The prize of Faster Than Light also went to him, but he has decided to donate the prize to fellow competee Invunarble, so everyone guilt trip him into selling it elsewhere.

What's this I hear you cry? MORE announcements?
Yep, that's right! We're finally opening the easy mode of Rock Races (Yes, another Race), which can be found by using the relevant warp sign in the hub. This has been tested vigorously for potential hazards and dangerous areas by M477, Rockbeefchest, and a few mentors. Unfortunately, Rock got bored, M4 had other things to do, and we just ended up killing the Mentors, so expect nothing.
But what about the Intermediate, and self-proclaimed Insanity track that we also have on offer?
Well, maybe if you use what you have, you'll have a chance to see where the real races happen.

The list goes on apparently.
Well, for some of the older players, they will recognize this as either the best thing to make a return, or something which should be scorned, and kicked into the corner and forgotten about. But for those of you who have never heard of the Escapecraft Podcast, or the new EscapeCast, allow me to point you to the previous efforts at getting people from around the world into a voice chat program, and then talking about stuff, and therefore our new thread relating to this podcast here.
But this time, we're actually doing this by the book... or by similar sets of non-existent instructions in any case, but all you need to know is that you have a new talk show from M477, Rockbeefchest, and Tyrasengineer, along with our special guest this week of Vallorn, who will talk about Tolteca's future and the like.
But hey, why am I telling you this myself when you could just hear it?
But be warned, this weeks podcast contains
-What drove Mydrox insane
-Instructions regarding Haxx
-Dave
-How to kill someone
-A sadistic pied piper
So beware, and enjoy.
EscapeCast Episode 1





