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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Invunarble » 04 Jun 2013, 16:31

happy or else
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by haxxorzd00d » 04 Jun 2013, 16:40

you fat fuck!

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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Flux04 » 04 Jun 2013, 16:46

We'll even throw
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by haxxorzd00d » 04 Jun 2013, 16:52

in a bucket

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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Flux04 » 04 Jun 2013, 16:54

and a midget.
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Invunarble » 04 Jun 2013, 17:08

HEY NEKO, do
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by aflycon » 04 Jun 2013, 18:40

you like American

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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 04 Jun 2013, 19:07

cheese covered cheese
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Flux04 » 05 Jun 2013, 03:38

because if you
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Iron_Fang » 05 Jun 2013, 04:49

like to golf
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 05 Jun 2013, 04:58

have we got
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by TyrasEngineer » 05 Jun 2013, 05:23

the deal for
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Post by RobipodSupreme » 05 Jun 2013, 06:11

the cousin of
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Skunk_Giant » 05 Jun 2013, 06:16

Superman! Call now
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Iron_Fang » 05 Jun 2013, 06:17

And kidnap Boris
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Skunk_Giant » 05 Jun 2013, 06:22

for your chance



Thought I'd just compile it all up to see what we've got so far...
The Escapecraft Marketing Team wrote:Hey you! Do you like lifting huge triangular weights? Well then this most certainly isn't the right place for lifting triangles.
What you need is a back scratching panda bear. Now available in pink and translucent high street retailers. Which means nowhere.
Try the ShamWow for instant results! It *could* clean anything you want for 17 easy baby sacrifices to your friendly neighbourhood gypsum manufacturer.
But there's more! Order 17 easy payments and receive a free vet insurance and a tinted sculpture of Lord_Mountbatten and his lovely luxury yacht. Be happy or else you fat fuck!
We'll even throw in a bucket and a midget.
HEY NEKO, do you like American cheese covered cheese because if you like to golf, have we got the deal for the cousin of Superman! Call now and kidnap Boris for your chance...
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Iron_Fang » 05 Jun 2013, 06:29

to lose your
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Skunk_Giant » 05 Jun 2013, 06:36

right to freedom.
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by haxxorzd00d » 05 Jun 2013, 08:58

Come on down

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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by TyrasEngineer » 05 Jun 2013, 09:04

to Al's Discount
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Post by RobipodSupreme » 05 Jun 2013, 09:08

dead cat emporium
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by shaunpat99 » 05 Jun 2013, 09:30

and get yourself
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by haxxorzd00d » 05 Jun 2013, 09:39

the latest in

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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Flux04 » 05 Jun 2013, 09:41

dead cats and
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by TyrasEngineer » 05 Jun 2013, 10:08

dead cat accessories.
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by shaunpat99 » 05 Jun 2013, 10:45

We'll even throw
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by haxxorzd00d » 05 Jun 2013, 10:54

dead cats at

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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Iron_Fang » 05 Jun 2013, 11:02

a healing wizard!
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by RobipodSupreme » 05 Jun 2013, 12:48

who is called
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Re: Three Word... Commercials?

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 05 Jun 2013, 12:51

Tim the Enchanter.
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