Favorite banlist reasons

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Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Xan_Krieger » 23 Dec 2011, 20:55

I love to read the banlist http://www.escapecraft.net/banlist.php It's my source of comedy. So here's a topic to share your favorite reasons people have been banned, just don't post the names of the departed.
Major griefing, his reason was "i know notch".
Notch knows you and he hates you
He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.
To the mod who googled it use safesearch next time.
Building a ejaculating black dick and attempted griefing.
Imagine what this guy could make if he used his engineering skills for good and not horrible things.
Quote: "WHY ARE THE MODS PENISES SO SMALL????????????"
Why are you looking???? :?
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Zinrius » 23 Dec 2011, 21:19

Google is full of evil things... that is all.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Jake55778 » 23 Dec 2011, 21:25

intricately discussing his genitalia and its activities
There's definately some comedy to found on that list.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by vallorn » 23 Dec 2011, 21:44

VCLB
ah so many memories :D
Could not keep Brad under control
i hope im not the only person here who remember the circumstances of this ban
Repeatedly attempted to burn down somepony's house, and I mean repeatedly
Black has followers it seems.
Attempted to destroy alantis, via the monument (Black, you're so lucky I caught it in time)
that monument was a bantrap in itself...
Using a speed hack and griefing at the speed of light
griefing at the speed of light takes mad skill yo.
"Every Single One of Black's VCLB bans"
Comedy. freakin. GOLD.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Xan_Krieger » 23 Dec 2011, 21:56

insecure about his own sexuality, decided to call everyone gay in attempts to feel better about himself
The mods can be quite witty when they're writing the reasons.
after griefing a players home, decided to spit out diamonds like a fountain at the Bellagio
This had me laughing hard which sucked because I had beer in my mouth at the time and now I have some beer in my lungs. Could've been worse, could've gone on my monitor and keyboard.
My Bantrap was fondled.
I miss the old bantraps
Point on this doll were you were touched *Bantrap starts crying
Alright at this point I'm almost crying, that is pure gold
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Michael7123 » 27 Dec 2011, 16:39

Using locked furnaces to hold chests in PVP for ransom
I got a one day suspension for that.

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Post by Iron_Fang » 27 Dec 2011, 18:03

Hatin' on my mother because we offer more than just PVP
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Post by Tehbeard » 27 Dec 2011, 18:37

Works for "notches server prze" competition.
asshat
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Post by aflycon » 27 Dec 2011, 20:03

asshat
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Post by LS13 » 01 Jan 2012, 23:53

Anyone else notice how there r 3 different years on the chart: 2012, 2011, and 1969
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Post by 697134002 » 01 Jan 2012, 23:54

1969 is from before we started using that chart.
And I particularly like how 82 people in a row are banned for spamming.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by random980 » 02 Jan 2012, 03:23

4 hours for linking a particularly disturbing adult site in chat
Asking if he could stick his unmentionables in someone else's.
Xan_Krieger wrote:
He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.
probably 3 of the funniest really
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Xan_Krieger » 03 Jan 2012, 17:47

random980 wrote:
4 hours for linking a particularly disturbing adult site in chat
Asking if he could stick his unmentionables in someone else's.
Xan_Krieger wrote:
He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.
probably 3 of the funniest really
With regards to that last one I asked Zin what he got told to google but he wouldn't tell me :(
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Zinrius » 03 Jan 2012, 20:40

You don't wanna know... trust me. I'm a grown man and *THAT* gave me the jitters.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by vallorn » 03 Jan 2012, 20:52

Zinrius wrote:You don't wanna know... trust me. I'm a grown man and *THAT* gave me the jitters.
okay now IM curious... :?
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by mydrox » 04 Jan 2012, 14:53

It is not a site you are looking for. *waves his hand in a "These are not the Droids you are looking for"-way*
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Xan_Krieger » 04 Jan 2012, 15:12

Was it like the <insert another disturbing thing we shouldn't advertise here>? I've seen pretty much everything.
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Reason: Please, no more advertising nasty things to the community. Edit 2: Zin missed one. :P
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Post by Zinrius » 04 Jan 2012, 17:01

Edited that post Xan, we have children playing here.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by random980 » 04 Jan 2012, 21:00

just out of curiosity, it wasnt a website named after 'a citrus fruit and a celebratory event' was it? Thats the only website i really know of than can cause such a reaction...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Post by Zinrius » 04 Jan 2012, 21:11

Further questioning about it and I'll lock the topic.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Wildwill002 » 06 Jan 2012, 18:14

from Wednesday 7th December 2011 08:27:26 AM to Wednesday 7th December 2011 11:25:32 AM there are 182 bans all for spamming. It makes meh chuckle
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Post by 697134002 » 06 Jan 2012, 18:33

82, not 182. I mentioned it a few posts above you.
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Xan_Krieger » 08 Jan 2012, 12:16

stole a jukebox and "13" dick from Wolfe and then built on his town's land without permission. has previous warning for grief as well.
Wolfe do I even want to know?
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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Michael7123 » 10 Jan 2012, 10:38

I think vallorn ment disc, not...well... You get what I am saying.

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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Michael7123 » 10 Jan 2012, 10:41

Spamming chat with lava deaths
Lol.
Nuf said.

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Re: Favorite banlist reasons

Post by Xan_Krieger » 11 Jan 2012, 01:07

Michael7123 wrote:
Spamming chat with lava deaths
Lol.
Nuf said.
I've done that before actually, I would get depressed and go to PVP and jump off into the lava over and over.
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