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Mountbatten Speaks!

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 11 Dec 2010, 23:03

Why hello there.

I am Lord Mountbatten, whom most of you probably know. I'm the fellow conducting dangerous and experimental tests on brave volunteers.

Anyways, I am a moderator on this server, and as such have the power of justice. You would be right to not be a git to me, but also, try not to brown-nose - I don't like fawning.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 12 Dec 2010, 12:28

Oh yes, I realise that not much is particularly known of me. If you want to ask some questions, I shall answer, though not all of them.
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Post by comet1 » 12 Dec 2010, 14:59

Lord how do u put the quotes under your name
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 12 Dec 2010, 15:05

comet1 wrote:Lord how do u put the quotes under your name
This is the type of question I shall not answer.
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Post by The Bum » 12 Dec 2010, 15:11

Ok Mount, How many super secret radical insider things are you in on? ;)

And, How often do you conduct said tests? And why do you conduct so many tests? :?:
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 12 Dec 2010, 15:20

The Bum wrote:Ok Mount, How many super secret radical insider things are you in on? ;)

And, How often do you conduct said tests? And why do you conduct so many tests? :?:
When it comes to Escapecraft, I am normally privy to most of the insider things going on, since I'm an Op+, and am on fairly regularly, unless I have to work, which I admittedly negate as much as possible, the lazy fucker that I am. When it comes to the House of Lords, I've taken to putting a false Lord Mountbatten in my seat, which plays general harrumphing or jeering noises at regular intervals, effectively placating the other members of the House. And I normally cannot disclose insider info unless it's been decided to do so.

The tests aren't that regular to be fair, I'd average things at around one a week, but I've always enjoyed frontline testing, since I am no expert at the internal technicalities of servers and whatnot. I normally conduct them to satisfy my own curiosity, to make sure things are running smoothly, and to help enlighten the whole moderating team on courses of action.

For example, after the test on banning I conducted with you, we now know us moderators do not need to drag a server Administrator in to be able to unban someone. The tests are not useless then.
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Post by comet1 » 07 Jan 2011, 14:30

I LOOKED you up on Wikipedia! You commanded a flottilla in 1939 and you were a vicerory of India. Very impressive. :D
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Post by XDelphi » 07 Jan 2011, 14:40

comet1 wrote:i LOOKED u up on wiki and you cammanded a flottilla in 1939 and you were a vicerory of india very imprecive :D
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Post by vallorn » 07 Jan 2011, 15:02

so what tests are you planning next lord?

also if you want to test something im always willing to help.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 07 Jan 2011, 15:14

They're normally fairly spontaneous, so at the moment I don't know. And I always get the first one to volunteer to help.
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Post by thonnas_hp » 07 Jan 2011, 15:16

Hey, how'd that whole Pakistan thing work out?
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 07 Jan 2011, 15:31

You mean the splitting of India?

Oh dear, that was an unfortunate situation. I wasn't particularly happy with the chaos in which it was resolved, but by then Britain had officially washed itself of most overt actions taken in the subcontinent.
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Post by The Bum » 07 Jan 2011, 15:56

How is it that your over 100 yet have the voice of a young man? :shock:
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Post by vallorn » 07 Jan 2011, 16:03

The Bum wrote:How is it that your over 100 yet have the voice of a young man? :shock:
magic... and Juvenat therapies from the future.
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Post by thonnas_hp » 07 Jan 2011, 16:41

he's a ghola, dur.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 07 Jan 2011, 17:20

Actually, I moisturise.
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Post by The Bum » 07 Jan 2011, 18:23

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Actually, I moisturise.

Your vocals?
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 07 Jan 2011, 19:21

With slightly radioactive Mountain Dew!
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Post by vallorn » 07 Jan 2011, 21:54

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:With slightly radioactive Mountain Dew!
cant...breath!...horrible pun... stifling! speaking.... like... william...shatner!
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Post by Turbo_Turban » 09 Jan 2011, 00:09

Milord, in your opinion what is greatest wonder constructed by mankind? Also, what foreign culture would you consider least worthy of contempt?

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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 09 Jan 2011, 13:56

Greatest wonder eh? Bagger 288. Perfect for slicing through my enemies, if only it was used for something other than neutral strip mining.

In all seriousness, I have great trouble thinking of any one construction. The Tower of Babel though, from the possibly exaggerated paintings of it, looks extraordinary, if it ever truly existed.

Foreign culture least worthy of contempt... I possess a knack for finding so much to be contemptuous of, and I can guarantee that I have snorted indignantly at just about every country at least once, if not more. However, if I had to choose, I'd actually choose Malta. I have a soft spot for the lovely and silly, and from my experiences of Malta, the people there fit that just right.
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Post by vallorn » 09 Jan 2011, 16:27

What foreign culture is most worthy of contempt?
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Post by Blackadder51 » 10 Jan 2011, 02:03

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Greatest wonder eh? Bagger 288. Perfect for slicing through my enemies, if only it was used for something other than neutral strip mining.

In all seriousness, I have great trouble thinking of any one construction. The Tower of Babel though, from the possibly exaggerated paintings of it, looks extraordinary, if it ever truly existed.

Foreign culture least worthy of contempt... I possess a knack for finding so much to be contemptuous of, and I can guarantee that I have snorted indignantly at just about every country at least once, if not more. However, if I had to choose, I'd actually choose Malta. I have a soft spot for the lovely and silly, and from my experiences of Malta, the people there fit that just right.
You know off Malta and have been there?!!

I have always wanted to go there, all my family is Maltese.
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