Escapecraft

He will scar the lives of your unborn children.

I HUNGER FOR JUSTICE AGAIN.

The drone wins. I flip the table and practice sparring.

Guns should be ownable, but their use tightly regulated.
That is all.

Well, the 2012 election is over, so let's look forward to a race where Obama will not be running, for better or worse.
Who's YOUR pick for the 2016 election?!

I HUNGER
FOR JUSTICE

GAK GAK GAK

But what if Disney releases the original, unedited trilogy?

I practice a game of Gin against a drone while waiting for Invun.

I relay the message.

"If you can locate random, sure. He can't be far - just threw a Molotov at the drones. The fireproof firefighter drones."
I continue to wait, and pull out a deck of cards to shuffle idly.

"Will, no need for the risk. But keep it as a contingency plan."

I instruct two of the drones to work on putting out the fire.

I see random talking to Invun, and instruct the drones to surround him, but not to shoot. I wait to see what unfolds.

"There's no escape this time, random."
I continue marching while the drones swarm around me.

I send the rest of the mall's drones after random. 100% of mall security chasing him down. "Dammit, Skunk, this is what happens when we let a killer escape." I ask him if he has a weapon, then turn to the others. "Follow me. We're going to end this. Tonight." I begin another slow march because slow ...

"Listen, if it's a deadly disease, we'll let him know and put him down as painlessly as possible. If not, ENSA's got jurisdiction over him - special orders from the boss." I notice that my analysis of the blood sample is still running. Everything looks normal, so I decide to analyze the red blood ce...

"That was before I knew what they did to him. I don't kill men who are dying. But this man, on the other hand, could use a good lesson." I consider it. "Why not send random to kill Invun? Invun's got the enhancement chip, so he could probably at least trap random down there and escape." I'm very car...

"I'd never try to kill a man who's sickly. And I don't kill victims."
I take the weaponry and march very slowly towards random.
"Son of a bitch. Next time don't try and kill a sickly man."
I walk with the drones as I approach.
"Any last words, you unpatriotic [insert profuse swearing here]?"

I lose power before the analysis can be completed. I send half of the mall's avaliable security after andom with a message:
"STOP FUCKIN WIT THE STOREE"

I respond using text.
"Yes, go ahead. I'm talking with asi, so I'll respond via text."

I relay asi's instructions to everyone else in the mall. "I don't know what in the hell this disease is, but let's try and contain it, if not cure it." I hand asi a modified ENSA laptop that can't access the top secret info, and I give him a headset to emulate the chip. "It won't go into your brain,...

"Skunk, you can shoot random too."
I hear sai and run over to him.
"Oh, God, what's wrong? You look awful. No offense."
I begin to scan him while he explains.
"Aero, sending you a file."
I send him publicly available info on ENSA's BeardTec investigations.

"Alright asi, I'm on my way." I turn to those present. "Follow Skunk's orders. He'll know where I am and exactly what happens to me, thanks to that chip." I toy with the idea of bringing Invun's native HUD online. "He might need it..." Oh, well. I activate it, if only to get a kick out of his reacti...

OH HELLL NAW
I bring Sti back to life with the patented JAWS O' LIFE.

"Kids and their bombs." I decide to leave Invun occupied with the 'bomb' while I talk with Skunk. "I am sorry for snapping at you earlier - I mistook your intentions. I still believe we can get everyone out." I sigh. "Look, Skunk, since there are about twenty different sets of bombs in here right no...

"Invun, there's something you should know before you make your decision. It's your choice - and it always will be. If you detonate the bomb, you kill everyone in here and destroy the mall. The respawn system stops working, everything shuts down. BeardTec's latest experiment goes up in flames. Litera...

"Ok, so.."
I'm rudely interrupted by Skunk's broadcast.
"You treacherous son of a.."
I loudly swear over the intercom, then realize where Invun must have fallen to.
"Skunk? Look out for falling bodies."

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