I will now provide you your weekly Event Winner post in a different manner then usual: via dead language gibberish!

Lorem ipsum dolor Last weekend, The Cube destroyed the sanity of many people sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit Ten participants fought to the death, and only four made it to the finals:, sed do eiusmod tempor Iron_Fang, epjohnson, ziggylord, and aeroeng15 incididunt ut labore et dolore (We bent the rules very slightly to let aero play) magna aliqua.

Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis Only one person was able to come out triumphant as a winner, though nostrud exercitation and that was epjohnson! ullamco laboris nisi ut He'll be getting a month of Royalty (which he decided to donate to biggibby09) and 200 steveland funbucks! aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate Everyone else who participated weren't forgotten either, as they've all received 50 steveland funbucks just for showing up! velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

Duis aute Don't forget to sign up for next week's Maze Master event, irure dolor in reprehenderit in because if it does not reach 8 signups, it's subjectible to be cancelled! voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat Praise Invun as your new King nulla pariatur.

Hmm? What's that, generically anonymous person asking questions? You want to go to an exotic third world country, or a cruise through some tropical coastline for your summer? Noooooooooooooooooope! You get to play Maze Master instead! Sounds fun and totally *not* subjective to breaking, right? RIGHT?

What I say here indeed has merit, because on Saturday, June 22nd at 3:00 PM Server time you can join Invunarble (it's not as if the rest of the events team ever appears anyways) on the Escapecraft Enigma Server for a brain-boggling, mind-freezing game of Maze Master: the game where you slowly destroy your sanity in a labyrinth of mazes and other skill-testing puzzles while fighting in a free-for-all battle against 13 other players.

Signups are limited to 14 people maximum! Post below if you'd like to register your interest for this event. The new event policy described below will be in effect for this event, so keep this in mind! The winner of this event will receive an incredible whopping 1 month of Royalty and 200 steveland funbucks - don't worry either, possibly-subjective-to-losing participants, you'll get 50 steveland funbucks just for showing up!

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I don't think there's many people on Earth who commonly enjoy taking time out of their weekend to do something exciting, then have it cancelled - for example, going on a camping trip then having it rain. Just as most people don't enjoy cancelled camping trips, I (and probably others, too) don't enjoy cancelling events at the last minute due to wonky cuboids or a lack of people appearing at an event. So, how exactly does Supavunarble plan to save the universe?

Well, starting with this event, the events team I will be COMPLETELY REVOLUTIONIZING the way that events are run. If an announced event doesn't reach at least 8 signups by the Friday before the event is actually ran, then it's automatically cancelled.

You're probably asking yourself "but almighty Invun, how does making an event more subjectible to cancelling fix the issue of cancelling?" by this point, and the answer to that is that it doesn't. Some events are just dependant on a set amount of people (like Castle Wars) to show up in order to run, and it just doesn't function without these people. I don't have much control (I know, I lied, I don't have mind control powers to dictate your every move) over who attends events, but the next best thing I can do is not disappoint the people who do attend an event at the last second.

This also adds a bit of control on you, the common generic reader of this post, over what events you'd like to see ran. If one is announced and it smells a ton, then don't sign up for it! the events team I can then find out from that that that (That was so tautologous) event is unpopular and shouldn't exist - vice versa with events that do receive many signups!

By now, I bet you are probably thinking "Oh Invun, what a troll you are, never running Castle Wars and doing a PvP tournament instead". The second half of that thought is definitely correct, because Castle Wars still hasn't gotten off the ground - and believe it or not, I didn't dictate whether this would happen.

Last time, our hospitalized hero Mr. Castle Wars suffered from improper cuboids, a lack of a doctor, and all that similar jazz. He was cured of these diseases this time around, but once he got out of the hospital, next to no-one was there to greet him. This resulted in him returning to the hospital due to severe depression.

If you still haven't understood the metaphors I'm speaking about, then simply put, Castle Wars was cancelled yet again. Everything was fixed this time around and functioning well - except there wasn't enough people to come to the event. 8 people were required to attend for the game to actually begin, and once the population dropped below this number, the event stopped. Disappointing, isn't it?

But rest assured, there's (yet again) a brighter side to Mr. Castle Wars' story. A PvP tournament was yet again hosted impromptu to rectify the lack of a Castle Wars to play (Tyras didn't do it this time). Six contestants all showed up to the arena to gruesomely battle to the death, but only three made it to the finals - dandres, salvatore2254, and krevar. A strange, three-way battle took place during these finals, and krevar was successful enough to triumph over his two other opponents during this final battle to win a month of Royalty and 200 steveland funbucks. Everyone else who came to the tournament was fortunate enough to get 50 steveland funbucks as well, leaving everyone as a winner in their hearts (except krevar, who felt like even more of a winner).

The fun and madness doesn't stop here, though! Show up for next week's The Cube to get a chance at another month of Royalty and 200 steveland funbucks as well!

(apologies for posting a day late, I seem to have been a bit... sidetracked yesterday )

As if Minecraft itself didn't have enough squares in it, the wonderfully tyrannous and evil Events Team (still mostly Invunarble) has decided that next weekend, on Saturday, June 15th at 3:00 PM on the Escapecraft Enigma server, people all across Tolteca, Borjan, Fyra, and whatever survival worlds we are still running can participate in BeardTec InvunIndustries' arbitrarily "conquered", mind boggling rectangular death pit, otherwise known as The Cube.

Players who are willing to undertake the horror of having to be contained in a large cubicle will be able to fight their opponents in a fierce battle to the death, using whatever means you employ - beating your opponent to death with a wooden stick, throwing toxic chemicals at them, flooding their nearby cube with water, turning the floor below them into sand, or even dispensing lava on their scalps.

To participate in this event, you must sign up here! Leave a response below in this post, and you will be able to participate and potentially win 1 month of Royalty as well as 200 steveland funbucks! Don't fret if you don't think winning is your thing: Every participant will also be rewarded 50 steveland funbucks just for sticking it out until the end!

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