
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have tragic news for you.
The Castle Wars... he... he's... he's dead. Improper cuboids, poorly functional commandsigns, a lack of users, and a sudden leave of absence from the doctor all resulted in him passing away earlier this week. I'm truly sorry for your losses.
... hoooowwevver, we got ourselves a replacement for him! Our recently hospitalized and probably crippled Dr. Tyras swooped in and saved the day with his PvP tournament. All of the heartbroken and saddened people who suffered from the loss of Castle Wars were able to battle their adversaries last Saturday with the help of Tyras, in which one of the competitors even emerged victorious: mattcraft12.
Unfortunately, Mr. Castle Wars was hogging all of his wealth when he passed away, and as such no rewards were able to be given to mattcraft. Excellent job winning, though!
... Oh, and I lied about Mr. Wars being deceased. He should be back, and running again, in
a few weeks when we update. Save your anger and insults towards him until then!

Blarrhggh what is this?! A double announcement?! nowaibro!
Indeed, there is more to this tragic story of the death of Mr. Castle Wars then... his death! The proverbial death of three other people occurred this weekend when we found out that those crazy bigwig judges from Master Builder had finally selected a winner. One individual, who managed to savagely decimate his opponents using creativity and strange glaring triumphed over his equally as ambitious competition to claim the ultimate mega-super-ultra-incredible-hyper-duper-mega-title of being the
2013 Master Builder Competition Winner.
*drumroll*
Without further ado, please congratulate
haxxorzd00d for his triumphant success! Thank you to everyone else who participated (and didn't die from haxx's menacing mental mind tricks) by providing incredible builds, and hope to see you... whenever we decide to do Master Builder again!